We are a non-existent group of Morris Dancers. We were formed to show that a Morris Side can have its own website even if it doesn't actually exist.
Non-Existent Morris do not perform dances from the Cotswold nor Border Morris traditions. Neither do we dance Molly. Occasionally we refrain from having a go at one or fewer sword dances too.
Our current membership is zero, and we have no practice nights, and do not dance out except at non-existent pubs. If you know of any non-existent pubs, which might welcome our style (or lack of style) of morris dancing, please do not let us know by not sending an email to the following address. The same address (which you may have noticed doesn't actually exist) can also be used if you do not exist and would like not to join Non-Existent Morris. We would be happy not to see you at one of our non-existent practice nights.